|Big Stan (2008) Starring:
Rob Schneider, David Carradine, Jennifer Morrison, M. Emmet Walsh,
Kevin Gage, Henry Gibson, Scott Wilson, Randy Couture
Director: Rob Schneider
Studio: Yari Film Group
Opens April 25
The Pitch: Schneider stars as a white-collar convict who uses his last few days of freedom to find a martial arts guru (Carradine, groan) who can toughen him up and help keep him from getting raped in the big house. He subsequently transforms himself into a badass who unifies the prison's warring factions (the official synopsis actually says he establishes a "hysterical peace").
The Buzz: The official synopsis begins with the phrase "'Big Stan' marks the directorial debut of Rob Schneider." You do the math.
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Bottom Line: If forced to choose between entering a theater showing "Big Stan" or one with an angry cobra coiled up on every third seat, we'd have to think for awhile before making our decision.
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