New Movie Reviews
Reviews Archive |
 |
 |
| The Twilight Saga: New Moon   |
Planet 51 |
Precious |
 |
 |
 |
| Fantastic Mr. Fox |
2012 |
Pirate Radio |
2012
Do as John Lennon once instructed: turn off your mind, relax, and float downstream.
A Christmas Carol
It’s the first movie where we wished we had brought earplugs. And possibly a barf bag
Fantastic Mr. Fox
Every movie could do with a little “Street Fighting Man.”
The Fourth Kind
It’s too bad Milla Jovovich didn’t actually get abducted, because then maybe we wouldn’t have to see any more “Resident Evil” films.
New Moon
Dakota Fanning is a vampire. Insert your own joke here.
Pirate Radio
The boat’s rocking, but only because of the music. Mostly.
Planet 51
I’ll take one alien dog, please. Minus the acid urine.
Precious
A movie produced by Oprah Winfrey and Tyler Perry? No thank you.