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| Fantastic Mr. Fox |
2012 |
Pirate Radio |
2012
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Do as John Lennon once instructed: turn off your mind, relax, and float downstream.
A Christmas Carol
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It’s the first movie where we wished we had brought earplugs. And possibly a barf bag
Fantastic Mr. Fox
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Every movie could do with a little “Street Fighting Man.”
The Fourth Kind
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It’s too bad Milla Jovovich didn’t actually get abducted, because then maybe we wouldn’t have to see any more “Resident Evil” films.
New Moon
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Dakota Fanning is a vampire. Insert your own joke here.
Pirate Radio
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The boat’s rocking, but only because of the music. Mostly.
Planet 51
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I’ll take one alien dog, please. Minus the acid urine.
Precious
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A movie produced by Oprah Winfrey and Tyler Perry? No thank you.













