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| Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (2006)
 
Starring: Johnny Depp, Keira Knightley, Orlando Bloom, Bill Nighy, Stellan Skarsgard, Jonathan Pryce, Tom Hollander Director: Gore Verbinski Rating: PG-13 Category: Action/Adventure  |
It has truly been a summer of disappointment. Films like “X-Men: The Last Stand,” “The Break-Up,” “Cars,” “Nacho Libre,” and even “Superman Returns” have all come up short of their expectations, and with the middle of summer rapidly approaching, the future doesn’t look very promising. Perhaps this works in favor of Gore Verbinski’s second “Pirates” film, “Dead Man’s Chest,” which will undoubtedly receive glowing praise when it opens in theaters. Why, you ask? Well, because it sets out to do one thing: entertain. And entertain it does, quite well, actually, when it’s not being bogged down by an over-complex story with some serious pacing issues.
The follow-up to the 2003 summer blockbuster finds Captain Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp) in yet another supernatural pickle. No longer cursed as an undead member of the Black Pearl, Jack is soon hunted by the legendary Davy Jones (here played by Bill Nighy, and not the famous Monkee of the same name), an octopus-faced pirate leading an army of fellow Crustaceans to whom Jack owes a blood debt requiring a hundred years of service on his ship, the Flying Dutchman. Never one to give up without a fight, Jack sets out on a mission to recover a chest containing Jones’ heart (yes, a real heart) as barter for his freedom. Whoever controls the heart also controls the sea, and so it makes sense, then, that the British (still not diverted from their plans of world domination) are after the same exact thing; this time led by Lord Beckett (Tom Hollander).
Orlando Bloom and Keira Knightley also return (as swashbuckling couple Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann, interrupting their wedding plans to help Jack on his adventure), as do several other “Pirates” alum like Jack Davenport (as Commodore Norrington), Jonathan Pryce (as Governor Swann), Kevin McNally (as Jack’s first mate), and Lee Arenberg and Mackenzie Crook as the comic relief pirate duo of Pintel and Ragetti. Of course, there are a few new characters as well, including Stellan Skarsgaard as Will’s infamous pirate father Bootstrap Bill (who was briefly mentioned in the first film), Naomie Harris as a colorful seer, and Kraken, a fabled sea monster (controlled by Davy Jones) named for the sound that it makes just before it smashes your ship to pieces.
Fans of the series can thank their lucky stars that Johnny Depp didn’t jump ship after “Curse of the Black Pearl” exploded at the box office (the actor isn’t very fond of commercial success), because without him “Dead Man’s Chest” would have been a complete bore to sit through. The character of Jack Sparrow is not only one of the most popular film icons of this generation, but he’s also one of the most enjoyable to watch, and Depp does a fantastic job of reprising the role. The other actors don’t fare quite as well, however. Knightley isn’t as charming as she was in the first film, and Bloom, who has proven himself effective in period pieces such as this, still can’t act his way out of a paper bag when given the chance.
Even more disappointing is Bill Nighy as the film’s new villain, and though he never fails to make me laugh (check him out in “Love Actually” and “Shaun of the Dead”), his performance as Davy Jones simply isn’t as menacing as Geoffrey Rush’s Barbossa. One would think that a majority of Nighy’s talent would be lost in translation between his work in front of the camera and the post-production effects applied afterwards, but the SFX guys have done an incredible job implementing the actor’s emotions onto the octopus tentacles that disguise his face. There’s also a lot more back story to the Jones character that wasn’t explained in this film (like why, exactly, he ripped out his heart and locked it away in a chest) that will hopefully be brought to fruition in the next installment. Because of this, the story feels unfinished by the time that it finally ends, and regrettably, brings back memories of seeing “The Fellowship of the Ring” for the first time: “This is it? They’re really going to end it right here? Well, that kinda sucks.”
What makes the abrupt ending even more upsetting is the fact that the film is, quite frankly, far too long for its own good. At roughly 150 minutes in length, "Dead Man's Chest" could have easily lost half an hour -- almost an entire subplot! It really makes you wonder if these guys have ever heard of a magical process we in moviemaking call “editing.” An interesting concept, I know, but sometimes it’s actually considered better for the movie to cut unnecessary shit out. Then again, this isn’t exactly the adventure-comedy that “Curse of the Black Pearl” was, but rather a full blown pirate epic complete with enough overblown set pieces that it actually feels like a theme park ride. Oh right, I almost forgot. It is a theme park ride, and though “Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest” may not be exactly what fans are expecting, it’s still the perfect candidate for a summer season in desperate need of some quality entertainment.
DVD Review:
You can always expect plenty of special features on the DVD releases for the "Pirates" movies, and "Dead Man's Chest" isn't any different. Along with a screenwriter commentary and blooper reel (both of which appear on the first disc with the movie), the two-disc set also includes a 25-minute pre-production featurette (“Charting the Return”) covering (among other things) the struggle of the writers to complete the script in time, a lengthy production featurette (“According to Plan”) on the actual filming, and a three-part featurette (“Mastering the Blade”) on weapons training for Bloom, Knightley and Davenport.
Perhaps the best of the bunch, however, are the two special effects featurettes that focus on the development of Davy Jones as a character (“The Anatomy of Davy Jones”) and the creation of the giant squid monster, the Kraken. Rounding out the second disc is a short bit on the bone cage scene (“Fly on the Set”), a behind-the-scenes look at the revisions made to the Disneyland attraction (“Dead Men Tell New Tales”), cast/crew interviews on Captain Jack Sparrow (“From Head to Toe”), footage from the premiere (“Pirates on Main Street”) and a Jerry Bruckheimer production diary.
~Jason Zingale
jzingale@bullz-eye.com