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MLB season saved? Who cares...
by: Shawn Griffin from SportsTerminal.com
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Yippee! Yessss! The baseball season has been saved! (Eyes
rolling....)
If you are happy that the moronic players union, headed by Evil Donald, and the owners, led by Bud "Weak Ass" Selig, have come up with an agreement, then you're delightfully dim.
They have an agreement that will last for FOUR years...then guess what?
Labor strife will be back.
So in the span of one Presidency, or the span between the Winter or Summer Olympics, the baseball players will not strike. After that, it's back to the same CRAP we have been dealing with since 1972.
So if you are happy today, you are nothing more than a short-sighted baseball fan.
There is only one thing that could have occurred that would have made me happy about the major league baseball situation.
What would that be, you ask?
The only thing that would have made me happy is if an alien space craft landed in New York City and kidnapped Donald Fehr and Bud Selig. Then the aliens would take off into outer space, never to be seen or heard from again, with both of those knuckleheads
being nothing more than alien experimentation projects.
If I never see their ugly mugs again, I will die a happy man.
As far as I'm concerned, major league baseball is like that beautiful girl who you fell in love with in high school. You thought she was the most incredible thing in the world, only to realize that underneath her beauty she's a psychopathic, evil bitch who you wouldn't spend another minute with unless you were forced
to....
So go ahead and break out the Dom Perignon....
Me?
I will toast the rest of the baseball season when I take a dump later today.
NOW LET'S PLAY SOME FOOTBALL!
See more of Shawn at SportsTerminal.com,
and e-mail him at shawng@sportsterminal.com!
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