Bullz-Eye Winter Movie Preview: Welcome to
We salute “Jarhead” for giving us the expression that succinctly describes our
feelings towards the winter movie release schedule: Welcome to the suck.
Any movie that the studios thought about rolling out for awards season, then
thought better of when they realized they wouldn’t survive the fierce
competition, is here, in all its unspectacular glory. John Smith and Pocahontas,
cops wearing fat suits, inept detectives with bad accents, ‘70s remake after
‘70s remake, and a whole bunch of bad horror flicks; they’re all here.
On the plus side, now you have time to read all of those books you got for
Christmas. See you in April.
January: The suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.
The New World
Tristan & Isolde
Looking for Comedy in the Muslim World
Big Momma's House 2
February: Don’t worry, pitchers and catchers report
to camp soon.
When a Stranger Calls
The Three Burials of Melquiades Estrada
Final Destination 3
The Pink Panther
Failure to Launch
March: The psychic scars may never heal.
The Hills Have Eyes
The Shaggy Dog
The Heart is Deceitful Above All Things
V for Vendetta
She's the Man
Thank You For Smoking
Ice Age 2: The Meltdown
Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector
Basic Instinct 2: Risk Addiction
A Scanner Darkly