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Mike Tyson and O.J. -- the saga continues by: Shawn Griffin from SportsTerminal.com	Pg 1 of 1

I am about to go on a sportswriting tirade here. It may not be pretty, or "nice," but it's necessary every once in a while. I am really getting sick of Mike Tyson and O.J. Simpson. This past week, once again, we were subjected to the antics of these morons. If you look up the word "DREGS" in the dictionary, the mugs of these two are prominently displayed. This week has brought us more stories about two of the most disgusting human beings alive. Let's look at Tyson first. The guy is on the verge of making 25 million bucks for fighting Lennox Lewis. They introduce him in a pre-fight press conference the other day and the guy loses it, taking a whack at Lewis or his bodyguard (it's hard to tell who he was aiming for), falling, and then biting Lewis' foot. If this isn't horrible enough, let's quickly review some of the things the 35-year-old boxer has done these past few years. In 1992 he was sentenced to three years in prison for raping 18-year-old beauty queen Desiree Washington. In 1997, the Nevada Athletic Commission revoked Tyson's boxing license after he bit off a piece of Evander Holyfield's ear in the third round of the WBA heavyweight match at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas. In an astonishing tirade a couple years ago (even by boxing standards), he said, when talking about Lennox Lewis: "I am going to rip out his heart and feed it to him." He went on to inform the world champion -- who has no family of his own -- that he was going to "eat your children." The maniac is now wanted for questioning in Big Bear, California after an unidentified woman there claimed he beat her and sexually assaulted her while he was in town for a six-week training camp. "The woman has formally complained to us," said a police spokesman. "She alleges she was sexually assaulted and we are seeking to interview him. Mike Tyson trains in Big Bear and he was certainly in town when the alleged incident happened." Sick person. Has a tattoo of Mao on his arm. Just for that, he should be put in jail. Now, you could somehow understand it if he was on some type of drug. But he's not. He's simply a psychopath now. He should never be allowed to box again. He should be locked up in a cage. He is a complete animal that no longer can function in society, let alone the sports world. Mark this down, book it, remember it. If Tyson isn't put away soon, he will commit a murder. I mean, he enjoys biting people and he rapes women. Why is it so crazy to think that this mental patient will kill somebody in the near future? On to the Juice. This past week, police in Florida broke into O.J.'s ex-girlfriend's house after friends said she hadn't been seen for a month. All they found was a dead cat. Christine Prody has been seen since and faces an animal cruelty charge. Miami-Dade Police spokesman, Lupo Jimenez, says: "There's no missing person. Miss Prody has been seen prior to and after the incident. O.J. is not involved. This is strictly an animal abuse case.'" O.J. Simpson was questioned by police at the scene. He told officers he'd spoken to her and that she was "out and about." Every time I see O.J. yukking it up for the cameras, I get sick to my stomach. If I ever see him out somewhere, I will get right in his face and call him what he is -- a murderer. O.J. beats his wife. Then he kills his ex-wife. Then, he kills a guy who was bringing her sunglasses to her home after she left them at a restaurant. He gets off because the jury had a collective IQ of a mosquito. Then, he is interviewed and laughs about it. By the way, whatever happened to the investigators who were looking for the "real killer"? Now he lives in South Florida, and some dumbass bimbo is stupid enough to go out with him. To her, I say you deserve whatever you get. The blood of his murder victims is on her and any other woman who is stupid enough to go out with this buffoon. Look, I know you are all thinking this. So I will go ahead and write it. If you never heard from either of these two jackasses EVER again, wouldn't you be happier than a pig in crap? I mean, let's say that you heard a breaking news story that O.J. was hit by an errant golf ball and he took it right in the noggin and it instantly killed him. Let's just say that a lot of us out here wouldn't be too disappointed if something like that occurred. And yes, I am being judgmental. I can't stand when people tell me, "You're too judgmental." No kidding. When I am behind some old lady in a car bigger than a cruise ship, I am going to be judgmental and steer clear of the old bag before she swerves over into my lane in a fit of momentary delusion and hits my car. I am judging that she lost her mind and half her eyesight about 25 years ago, so yes, I am being judgmental. That's the problem with so many wimps in this country today. "Little Johnnie Walker is just a poor little guy who got caught up in the moment and joined the Taliban to kill Americans," they say. Not only should that little bastard be put to death, but his stupid-ass parents, those left-wing hippie freaks, should be put in jail for raising such a stupid piece of crap and allowing him, as a pimply-faced ignorant 18 year old, to leave this country and go to Afghanistan. Okay. Tirade's over. Thanks for reading. See more of Shawn's columns at SportsTerminal.com!

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