SPOILER WARNING: This post will appear every Monday following a new episode of “Breaking Bad.” It is intended to be read after seeing the show’s latest installment as a source of recap and analysis. As such, all aspects and events that have occurred up to and including the episode discussed are fair game. 

"If you say in the first chapter that there is a rifle hanging on the wall, in the second or third chapter it absolutely must go off. If it's not going to be fired, it shouldn't be hanging there."

There's a ridiculous amount to discuss from "Gliding Over All," the midseason finale of "Breaking Bad," but for now we've just got to cut to it. What's it? The chase. The ending. The cliffhanger. The biggest revelation by a fictional character since "Einhorn is Finkle." That's right, Walter White is Heisenberg, and Hank finally knows it, only Walt doesn't know Hank knows. What else?

It was the single biggest Chekov's Gun in a show full of seemingly nothing but. If you don't know what I'm talking about, click the link, or reread the quote up top. In any half decent piece of narrative art, there is no wasted space. When it comes to a show like "Breaking Bad," that means not a single element is simply thrown in. Not a scene, not a line of dialogue, not a single shot, not a single piece of character background. When it comes to "Breaking Bad" specifically, that means the country's best meth cook wasn't going to not be found out by his DEA agent brother in-law. There was never not going to be a final confrontation between the two.

In case you missed any part of it, let's recap: Just prior to the ending, Walt has more money than he knows what to do with and is finally out of the meth business. The family's having a nice barbecue when Hank decides to drop a deuce. Once on the porcelain throne, he absentmindedly reaches back for some reading material to find a collection of Walt Whitman poems. Boring. Except that Walt was given this particular collection by one Gale Boetticher, his former partner, a man whose obsession with him bordered on religious.

You see, after he was killed, Hank was given Gale's file to look over. What he found was enough to convince him that Gale was Heisenberg, a notion Walt helped back up with some insightful chemistry knowledge in the fourth episode of season four, "Bullet Points" (if you've got Netflix Instant, click this link and skip to the 20:50 mark). There was just one problem, the notebook included a dedication to "W.W.," and for the life of him, Hank could not discern who it referred to. "Who do you figure that is," Hank asks Walt, "Woodrow Wilson? Willy Wonka?" before jokingly adding, "Walter White?" Walt flipped the pages and found a spot where Gale had written down a poem, and told Hank that its author, Walt Whitman, was his W.W.

Fast forward to the finale. Hank finds a book of Walt Whitman poems, with an inscription from "G.B." to "W.W." in a handwriting he recognizes. Everything comes back to him as he suddenly recalls Walt's response to his joking accusation, "You got me." Hank realizes that not only has Heisenberg been staring him in the face this whole time, he's made the same mistake his former boss did with Gus Fring. Recall what that supervisor had to say, "That whole night we were laughing, telling stories, drinking wine... and he's somebody else completely... Right in front of me... right under my nose."

This is heavy stuff, because for Hank, the "Heisenberg problem" is beyond personal. In "Bullet Points," when Hank thought Gale was his man, the fact that he was dead still wasn't enough. "God, I wanted to get this guy... I mean me, personally, you know?" he tells Walt. "I wanted to be the one to slap the handcuffs on him, that kind of shit. Popeye Doyle waving to Frog One." Walt points out that in the first "French Connection" movie, Popeye never catches the bad guy, to which Hank responds "Yeah, I guess, me and old Popeye, huh? A day late and a dollar short." Hank may have been a day late, but now his chance to come out more than a few dollars ahead, and we can be certain he's not going to make the same mistake as his supervisor, not twice, not now that he sees the problem's been hiding in plain sight this whole time. In so many words: Shit's. Gon'. Go. Down.

"I'm out."

It took Walt a long time to finally get where he wanted: a place that could satisfy his terrible arrogance, one where he was in total control, answering to no one, and making more money than Skyler could count, let alone launder. After Walt spent the first half of "Gliding Over All" tying up what he thought were his final loose ends, the second half showed him occupying the position he'd wanted so badly. But Walt finds that the "empire business" is just another grind, a feeling made more poignant by his conversation with Hank regarding a summer job the latter had back in high school. So when Skyler shows Walt the pile of green paper on the storage room floor, he's ready to quit, and he returns to his original goals: family, security, stability.

As that first half rolled along, we all waited patiently for something to go wrong, for that arrogance to be Walt's ultimate undoing. What we got was, well, nothing. It seemed Walt really was as good at running a criminal empire as he though he'd be. Lydia's offer to make Walt the foremost methamphetamine supplier of the Czech Republic makes him a boatload of cash and allows him to put aside his plan to use ricin to poison her. He engineers a prison massacre, as the ten people with enough knowledge to put him behind bars are killed within two minutes. Walt even pays Jesse the $5 million he owes and stays a while to reminisce. Jesse is surprised as we are to find nothing but cash in the duffel bags left outside his door. A discovery which causes him to toss his gun and fall back against a wall, almost in tears. All the stars align and everything is right in the universe. Walt's going to get out , arrogance in tow.

But he doesn't. He can't. As the Whites and the Schraders sat around the table in the backyard, we still knew that something was going to happen. It had to. The fucked-up mind this show has given me had me searching everywhere, would Walt Jr. slip and knock the baby in the pool? Was there poison in that sunscreen that Walt had forgotten about?

Nope. In the end, it wasn't anything like the first half's enormous displays of hubris that were Walt's undoing. Instead, it was another, smaller event that occurred in the third episode of this season: As Walt unpacked his things after moving back into the house, he finds a Walt Whitman book, his lips curl into the tiniest of smiles, and he places it on his bedside table. After all that's occurred, everything Walt's done over the past four and a half seasons, it was this casual act that will lead to his downfall. As of yet, it seems the biggest tragedy of Walter White's life has not been "flying to close to the sun and getting his throat cut," but returning to Earth and realizing that he was his own loose end, that he couldn't stick the comfortable landing he'd worked so hard to create, and that the lower you are, the harder you fall.

So that's it, another ten months without "Breaking Bad" are before us. Since you've got all that time to spare, you might want to go back and watch the first four and a half seasons before returning to this last episode. "Gliding Over All" contained so much imagery and so many parallels that I couldn't begin to list them here (let alone launder them). I also recommend checking out FX's "Sons of Anarchy" (the first three seasons are on Netflix Instant if you need to catch up). Check back here on September 12, the day after the show's fifth season premier, and you'll find a post just like this one discussing it. "Sons" is no "Breaking Bad," that much is certain, but it'll help kill the time.

Watch the cast and crew go inside “Gliding Over All” below and follow the writer on Twitter @NateKreichman.

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Classic Coke

In my post for last week's episode, "Buyout," I concocted a theory that Walt's plan ("everybody wins") would have something to do with creating some kind of fake or ersatz meth. It was based on a few small clues: Hank's comparison of Miracle Whip and mayonnaise, a news report about a kelp-based caviar knock-off, and Jesse's comment about "truth in advertising, yo." Well, it turns out I was part right, which is pretty good for a show as unpredictable as "Breaking Bad."

See, it wasn't Walt making the knock-off, it was Declan, the big-time meth dealer the guys met with. Declan and his crew have been aping Walt's product for some time. They switched to a P2P cook and even started using blue food coloring to make their customers think they had the real deal. But in reality, they were only getting a product that was 70 percent pure, nothing compared to Walter's 99.1 percent. "It's grade school tee-ball versus the New York Yankees," Walt explains, "yours is some tepid off-brand cola. What I'm making is classic Coke." Incredulous, Declan replies that all he has to do is kill Walt right there, and poof, no more competition, no more Coke. It's only Walt asking if he "really wants to live in a world without Coca-cola" that stops him. Originally, Declan wanted to buy all that methylamine to put Heisenberg out of business. Instead, he ended up buying major stock.

All this is directly related to another revelation from last week's episode, that Walt's motivations are not quite so noble as they once were. He is no longer the guy who got a bad rap his whole life, up to and including getting lung cancer, struggling to obtain some sort of safety net for his family ($737,000 to be exact). That is, assuming he ever was. Nowadays it's about being Heisenberg, "the best meth cook in America." It's about the "empire business," and proving to everyone that looked down at him that he really is superior.

This notion was given further credence when Jesse showed up to get his share of the money. Prior to that point, Walt had simply brushed Jesse aside each time he brought up that he, like Mike, would be getting out of the meth business. When it comes down to it, and Jesse (finally) sticks to his guns, Walt is entirely unable to understand why he would want to quit. "Being the best at something is a rare thing," Walt says, "You don't just toss something like that away." But Jesse doesn't care about being the best, or all the money he stands to make. He even walks away from the $5 million he's owed, and still it simply does not register with Walt that anyone could not care about the things that motivate him. Heisenberg is always calm and collected because things always go his way. For him, "it's all there, black and white, clear as crystal." He's an emotionless meth-making machine. But as Jesse turns his back, Heisenberg's robotic calm evaporates, only instead of printing error messages and beeping "does not compute," he screams "If you leave you get nothing! [You lose! Good day sir!]"

When Todd becomes Walt's new cooking partner, it's clear that all is not well in the Kingdom of Heisenberg. However, Todd's willingness to learn (studying his notes during a break) and refusing to discuss his cut of the money until he's earned it pleases Walt. At the very least he's got someone with similar ambitions, and who's already proven that he will do whatever is necessary to succeed (like, you know, shooting an innocent child). "I don't need you to be Antoine Lavoisier," Walt says, "What I do need is your full attention. Listen and apply yourself." Of course, Todd was never going to get a reference to an 18th century scientist ("the father of modern chemistry"), which just goes to show that Walt's words weren't meant to reassure anyone but himself.

The End of Ehrmantraut

I'll say it again, this entire season (and series) has been about the transformation of mild-mannered Walter White into criminal mastermind Heisenberg. There's just one problem with this scenario though: the first episode of the season showed what appeared to be a subdued Walter returning from exile in New Hampshire to buy an M60 in a Denny's. Heisenberg's little "say my name" tirade was his apex, his "high-water mark." Killing Mike was the first move in the opposite direction, "the place where the wave broke and rolled back."

When Walt tells Jesse that no one else needs to get hurt because they are now in control of their business, Jesse responds with "You keep saying that and it's bullshit every time." And how correct he was. Almost directly after letting those words drip out of his mouth, Walter up and kills Mike essentially for hurting his feelings. Walter has left more than a couple bodies in his wake as he rose to the top, but this is the first one that was entirely without purpose. Walt's decision to kill Mike was made based on pure emotion, the exact pride and ego Mike had just finished scolding him about.

Just after firing the killing shot, Walt had a look on his face that we haven't seen in a while. It was one of fear, of surprise. It represented a lack of understanding. For the first time in a while, things didn't go exactly according to Heisenberg's plans. After working so hard for so long to be "in control," he couldn't even control himself. Walt follows Mike down to the river, and immediately recognizes that the whole thing could have been avoided, as he could have gotten the names of Mike's "guys" from Lydia. Mike responds, "shut the fuck up and let me die in peace." A badass ending for a badass character.

The fact is Walt can still get the names from Lydia, and he will, based on the sneak peek into next week's episode, the last of the summer. To save himself, Walt needs to do something about the guys in jail, and I'd be willing to bet Todd's "prison connections" are going to come back into play.

Watch the cast and crew go inside “Say My Name” below and follow the writer on Twitter @NateKreichman.

SPOILER WARNING: This post will appear every Monday following a new episode of “Breaking Bad.” It is intended to be read after seeing the show’s latest installment as a source of recap and analysis. As such, all aspects and events that have occurred up to and including the episode discussed are fair game. 

The Aftermath: Bikes, Bodies, and Hydrofluoric Acid

Alright, we've got to talk about the cold open, again. Everything about it was fantastic: the near complete lack of dialogue paired with that ominous music, the methodical way Walter, Todd, and Mike, go about decomposing the bike (and the body), all of it. But that's not really what I want to discuss.

Rather, let's think about what it says about the quality of the show and the way it has shaped the thinking of its viewers that we don't need dialogue explaining what's going on. This week's "Story Sync" tells us that the young boy's body is the fifth dissolved in hydrofluoric acid thus far. The first time Walt and Jesse did it, after Walt strangled Krazy-8 way back in the first season, they spent nearly a whole episode weighing their options and ultimately completing their task. At that point, killing and disposing of a human being was still something of a big deal for Walter, and as a result, the viewer. Now, not so much. The guys weren't so adept at the task back then either, recall Jesse making the mistake of putting aside the plastic bins because he had a perfectly good bathtub. We all know how that ended.

Now, in much the same way the gang (minus Jesse) efficiently and meticulously go about the process of permanent evidence disposal, almost as if it's routine, we watch them fully expecting and understanding their actions. There is no need for explanation. The fact is at this point, it is routine. That is just what they have to do. They know it, so we know it. They have no qualms with it, so neither do we.

Moving on. When Todd attempts to justify his actions, he says, "It was him or us, and I chose us." The line was eerily and intentionally reminiscent of what Walt said to justify killing Gale: "When it comes down to you and me versus him... it's gonna be him."

Walter, Mike, and Jesse then vote on what to do with Todd. For perhaps the first time ever, Walt and Mike agree on something, and it's Jesse who's left out in the cold. It's decided that the man who will now be forever known as "Ricky Hitler" will be kept close, because they don't want to pour acid over yet another body nor pay him off and hope he keeps everything to himself. That's probably a good decision given that when Todd gets in his car, we see he's held onto a creepy souvenir.

At first, I couldn't figure out the significance of showing Todd looking at the tarantula in the jar. My first thought was it was meant to show that despite his seemingly nonchalant attitude, Todd really does feel sorry for killing the boy. Perhaps that is part of it, but a show like "Breaking Bad" doesn't waste a single moment of screen time, and Todd already voiced what I believed to be genuine regret (not necessarily for the murder itself, but for being put in that unfortunate but necessary position). Then it hit me. In a missing person investigation, one of the first things the authorities will do is collect the boy's prints (likely from his home), so they have something to work with. The old jar o' spider has the victim's prints as well as Todd's, and maybe even another member of the crew as well. That's my guess anyway. There's a reason for using a method of complete destruction of any and all evidence. But this time it wasn't allmthe evidence, and that's got to have some kind of significance later on.

There is no Walter White. There is only Heisenberg.

This whole season, well, the whole series really, has been about the transformation of "mild-mannered" Walter White into the meth kingpin Heisenberg. This week, we got another piece of a puzzle we didn't even know we were building, or a glimpse into the psyche of what really drives Walter White.

When Jesse comes to his home, Walter tells him (and us) a bit about his past at Grey Matter. It seems he took a $5000 buyout from the company he named and co-founded, which is now worth "billions, with a b." Walter now checks Grey Matter's stock value weekly, still haunted by the decision he made to "sell his childrens' birthright."

Part of what made us root for Walter in the beginning was the feeling that despite all the horrible things he was doing, it was for a good cause, or at least out of self-preservation. He was a good man who got a bad rap. Then he got cancer, and as Jesse points out, he wanted to cook meth in order to secure $737,000, which would set up his family for life.

But this new information puts things in a different light and helps explain why Walt tries "so hard to not make five million dollars." As well his describing that amount as "nothing" and "pennies on the dollar." And, of course, why he works with an almost animal instinct to burn off his handcuff, steal the methylamine, and calmly tell Mike that everybody can win, you know, with a gun to his head.

At the very least, Heisenberg is no longer working for the well-being of his family, and it puts into question if Walter White ever was. This is a man driven primarily by arrogance and jealousy. Where before he could hide it, it has now consumed every facet of his life. As he tells Jesse at the dinner table, his children are gone and his wife is counting down the days until his cancer returns, "This business is all I have let now. And you want to take it away from me."

By taking the Grey Matter buyout, Walter gave up the opportunity to prove to the world what he's known all along: that he's just plain better than the rest of us. In the pilot, Walt saw the tremendous amount of money to be made by cooking meth during the news report on Hank's bust. With his introduction to Gus Fring, he saw just how far one can go in the meth business, and learned some lessons about how to get there. There's no way Walter will take the buyout, to make that same mistake twice. While it seems Mike has forgotten his own advice about "half measures" (how many times has he had a gun to Walt's head now?), Walt has not. He's going to make himself forget Grey Matter ever existed. He's going to make all the money there is to be made. But I believe he has simply come too far. All the money in the world wouldn't satisfy Heisenberg, and that's why he'll go out with the bang that was hinted at in this season's first scene.

A Few Extra Bits:

I can't say I'm certain what Walt's plan is going to be. How can everybody win? He'll cook by himself and then pay off his partners? But they want their money and they want out. Now. There's no time for such things. Based on some small hints in this episode, listed below, I'm thinking the plan might have something to do with putting out fake blue meth.

-Over the wire, Mike overhears Hank going about his new responsibilities at the DEA. One of his conversations is about the difference between mayonnaise and its imitation, Miracle Whip.

-The TV report just prior to the one about the boy Todd shot was about a caviar knock-off made of kelp.

-Jesse's lines about frozen lasagna during the (hilariously uncomfortable) dinner scene. The food never looks like it does on the box. “It’s like yo, whatever happened to truth in advertising?”

One last thing: after that news report, Walt tells Jesse that he's lost sleep over the boy's death and tells Jesse to go home, saying he will finish the cook on his own. When Jesse returns downstairs Walt is whistling a startlingly upbeat tune, and you can almost see the gears in Jesse's head start turning. Walt doesn't care about the dead child. What else has he lied about? Maybe his mind even goes back to his original (and ultimately correct) suspicions that Walt poisoned Brock. Then there's the imagery, standing outside of the tent listening to Walt whistle, Jesse is quite literally on the outside looking in.

Watch the cast and crew go inside “Buyout” below and follow the writer on Twitter @NateKreichman.

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The Cold Open

The cold open for "Dead Freight," the latest episode of "Breaking Bad," was a strange one at first glance. It showed a young boy riding a dirt bike through the desert before stopping to scoop a tarantula into a glass jar. Then bam! All of a sudden, well, that was it. At first glance. It was a surprising and seemingly dull way to begin an episode that had been the subject of a great deal of hype, including Aaron Paul (who plays Jesse) tweeting that "On tonight's episode of Breaking Bad shit gets crazy."

Of course, by now we all know that "dull" opening set up the first real "whoa" moment of the show's fifth and final season, but we'll get to that later. For now, let's consider that just before cutting to the title sequence, a train whistle could be heard in the background, foreshadowing the arrival of the episode's all-important locomotive. Not to mention that the scene included point of view shots of the dirt bike's handlebars, later echoed by similar shots of the oncoming train just prior to the robbery (like the one seen above). That's just damn good directing. And how crazy is it that "Breaking Bad" has so warped my mind that as soon as I saw that innocent child I was positive he would die or be the victim of some horrible fate? I know I'm not alone in that.

Say What You Will Mike, Walt (and Jesse) Might Just be Jesse James

When the commercial break ended, the first scene of the episode showed Walt strolling into DEA headquarters, ostensibly to discuss his marital troubles with Hank. Of course, the truth is that the man we knew as Walter White (you know, this guy) is all but dead. The criminal mastermind Heisenberg is now occupying his body, and it was he who took a page out of Gus Fring's playbook by walking into the office of the very man hell-bent on finding him out.

Mike may not be giving Heisenberg enough credit. Walt knew that if he shed a few fake tears, Hank would duck out to avoid the perceived awkwardness of a man displaying outward emotion. As soon as he's out of the room, Walt's pushing wires into Hank's computer. Then, in another moment of foreshadowing, he's still struggling to plant a bug behind a photograph as Hank's walking through the doorway, completing the task just in time to make it look as if he's studying the picture-a symbol of Hank's "perfect" marriage-and yearning for better days with his own wife. Heisenberg is a man who refuses to let the unforeseen hiccups of reality disturb his perfectly thought out plans, whether that means planting the bug in the nick of time or refusing to stop the train robbery before he gets exactly the 1,000 gallons he set out to obtain. Ah yes, the 1,000 gallons of methylamine, that whole train robbery thing, let's talk about that.

We’ve heard the name Jesse James thrown around more than a few times this season. So when our favorite meth-making trio make the decision to rob a train, it's almost expected. Almost. I mean, of course that’s what Heisenberg would do. After all, he fancies himself quite the criminal mastermind. He’s Don Vito, Jesse James, and a Nobel-level chemist all wrapped into one. He's invincible, or so he thinks. Last week, he made it clear that nothing would stop the train that is their production and distribution of methamphetamine, and this week, we found out that meant not even literally stopping a train.

But this time, it's one Jesse Pinkman who perfects the plan for the Great Train Robbery of the 21st century. Jesse might be the only one who's thinking clearly at this point, and he's the closest thing to a moral center "Breaking Bad" has left. He's got more cash than he knows what to do with, while Mike needs the money to keep flowing so he can pay off his "guys" and maybe even have a few dollars left for his beloved granddaughter. And Walt, as we find out in the promo for next week's episode, is "in the empire business."

Mike insists that there are only two kind of heists: "those where the guys get away with it, and those that leave witnesses." Not wanting to kill two innocent men, he suggests switching back to cooking with pseudophedrine. Walt shuts that plan, and though he doesn't come out and say it, we already know he isn't afraid to sacrifice a life or seven. It's Jesse who finds a way for them to have their cake and eat it too.

The plan is this: take just one of the 24 thousand gallons of methylamine in the train's tank and replace it with a slightly smaller amount of water (because it's heavier). No one at the train depot will be any the wiser, because the weight will be the same. When the folks at Madrigal do eventually notice the chemical is diluted by 4 percent, they'll blame their Chinese suppliers. The prospect of the train having been robbed will never even cross their minds. As Todd points out "you guys thought of everything."

It all goes almost perfectly. There's just one problem that couldn't possibly have been planned for, a nice man with a pick-up truck rolling up and offering to bump the truck they've got blocking the tracks out of the way. As mentioned, Walt refuses to let something as fickle as reality interfere with his plans, so Jesse ends up lying below the tracks as the train passes overhead, and Todd is forced to jump off as it moves. It's all very close, but the team pulls it off and Jesse lets out a triumphant "yeah, bitch."

Everything's perfect. That is, until the Chekov's Gun that is the boy from the cold open reappears, and Todd well, Todd follows orders. Recall what Jesse said when he explained the plan, "Boosting methylamine from a train is like a major rap. The point is no one other than us can ever know that this robbery went down. Nobody. You got it?" Todd responds in the affirmative, and when Walt asks if he's sure, Todd responds "Yes sir." And let's not forget Mike's orders when the insect guys first got involved in the meth game, speak only when spoken to and say only "yes sir" or " no sir." It seems Todd's something of an upstart. He's the guy who noticed and shut off the nanny cam the first time Walt and Jesse cooked inside a fumigated house. When that kid showed up, he probably thought he'd get a pat on the back for his quick thinking. That won't be the case.

Children have always been Jesse's biggest weak spot. He freaked out when Gus had kids involved in street level dealing. He freaked out when he figured out that Walt poisoned Brock, although Walt convinced him otherwise, because "everybody sounds like Meryl Streep with a gun to their head." And now, Todd's gone and shot an innocent child who just so happened to witness the gang celebrating a successful robbery. Oh, and it's no coincidence that innocent child bore a striking resemblance to Jesse's younger brother.

Since Mike decided he wanted in on the new enterprise, he and Walt have been at odds. That whole time, Jesse's been caught in the middle, trying (and usually succeeding) to get his two father figures to coexist. Now they've got blood on their hands-a child's blood. Next week, Walt and Mike will keep arguing, they'll all try to figure out what to do about Todd (and the body), and Jesse's likely to have another one of his breakdowns, which is unfortunate given that up to this point he's been the most composed member of the team. As Aaron Paul says in the "Inside the Episode" clip below, "next episode, shit hits the fan."

I can't wait.

Watch the cast and crew go inside “Dead Freight” below and follow the writer on Twitter @NateKreichman.

 

SPOILER WARNING: This post will appear every Monday following a new episode of “Breaking Bad.” It is intended to be read after seeing the show’s latest installment as a source of recap and analysis. As such, all aspects and events that have occurred up to and including the episode discussed are fair game. 

King Heisenberg

Gus Fring is dead and there's a new sheriff in town, the one and only Heisenberg. But as Mike told Walt, "just because you shot Jesse James, doesn't make you Jesse James." This message doesn't seem to have reached Walt however, and he's bought into the Heisenberg myth perhaps more than anyone else.

This week's episode began with Walter getting  his Pontiac Aztek, the same dinky used car he's been driving since the pilot, back from the shop. Very quickly however, he decides to sell the car for a mere $50 before buying a muscle car for himself and then one to match for his son. This decision serves as an "up yours" to a number of people. The first and most important being Skyler. We all remember way back when Walt tried to buy his son's love with a pretty new Dodge Challenger. Skyler quickly put an end to that. The Challenger was returned for something safer and more sensible and Walt was forced to get his "silent" revenge by doing donuts in a parking lot before blowing the car to pieces (which he made reference to in this episode, well the donuts anyway). Nowadays, Skyler can't keep Walt out of her bed, or their house, let alone tell him what he can and can't do with his money.

Secondly, Walt was telling Gustavo Fring to shove it up his very dead you know where. It's clear that Walt is sick of the carefully maintained upstanding citizen routine that characterized Gus's reign. Walt is in charge now and he wants to make sure everyone knows it, even his neighbors or anyone who happens to walk past his driveway.

Remember another thing Mike said about Walt, that "he's a ticking time bomb, and I don't want to be around for the bang." How did this episode end again? With that new Rolex Jesse bought Walt going tick...tick...tick...

Episode 4: The Skypire strikes backs

Last week's episode was about Walt's cold war with Mike, the competition for head honcho in their little business venture. This week, Walt's got a new enemy, one that's closer and more intimate than he ever expected-Skyler. Her actions last week amounted to being uncomfortably numb, looking dazed and confused, completely unable to handle what's going on around her. Things changed in "Fifty One" as Skyler began to fight back against her controlling, manipulative husband in what small ways she can manage.

Things began much as they did last week. Skyler sat silent at the dinner table, saying nothing about the new cars. Next, we saw her tying floss tightly around her finger, which is either foreshadowing her hanging herself, being strangled, or strangling someone. That or it's an enormous red herring. Skyler's last move that was in any way reminiscent of what we've seen from her so far this season was quietly asking Walt what he thought about sending Walter Jr. to boarding school to put him in a "new environment." Big bad Heisenberg quickly shut that notion down.

It's at Walt's birthday party that Skyler changes up her plan, recognizing that she will not be able to beat Walt at his own game. If she wants to get the kids out of the house, she's got to play into the "I'm the victim" image that her husband has created. As Walt describes (and perhaps embellishes) a story about his struggle with cancer, Skyler walks into the pool. It's the one thing she can think of that will both give her a moment of silence, a break from Walt's endless plays at martyrdom, and make it clear to Hank and Marie that their home is not a safe environment for the children. Wearing a bright blue skirt she slowly walks to the deep end of the family's bright blue pool-a symbol of Walt's product and her descent into the chaos that it creates. Skyler finally recognizes that without telling the truth, which she cannot do given her own part in the criminal empire, the fact that it's Walt who endangers the children will never be revealed. Instead, she will have to take the blame by making her mental struggles and the uncertain state of their marriage (seemingly as a consequence of her actions) the reason the kids need to be somewhere else.

After Hank and Marie leave and the decision is made that the kids will stay with them for a while, Walt and Skyler begin the conversation that makes Walt positive that his wife is now his biggest obstacle. Stalking around the bedroom, Walt decimates each and every argument Skyler puts forward. In his mind, he's the kingpin who beat Gustavo Fring, there's no chance in hell that he'll be undone by someone as devoid of "power" as Skyler. She tries to hurt herself, he'll have her committed. She makes it look like Walt beat her, he'll tell the police about her involvement in Ted Benake's tax schemes. "What's the plan," Walt screams, before Skyler finally admits surrender. She has no plan, no power, but she "will count every minute that the kids are out of the house as a victory." All she can do is wait. For what exactly? "For the cancer to come back." Later, Walt returns from a cook to find Skyler chain smoking. Is she succumbing to the one vice that helps calms her nerves, or is she passively-aggressively trying to bring Walt's cancer back? Even after everything that Walt has done, that was a cold reminder that even if no one else can stop him, his own body just might, and that his home, the one place that he's tried to make safe no matter what, is now where his greatest enemy resides.

Keep in mind that Walt's original justification for getting into the meth business was so that he could leave some money behind for his family. At least that's what he claimed. I believe it's more accurate that the ever-prideful Walt wanted his family to hold him in high esteem, to love him more than anything from beyond the grave. To accomplish his goal, he set out to buy that love. He wanted Jr. to remember his Dad as the guy who bought him an awesome muscle car. He wanted his daughter to know that he made sure her college education was paid for almost 20 years before she started filling out applications. And he wanted Skyler to be able to live comfortably for the rest of her days. When Skyler tries to take away his children and alter the way they see him, it is the one thing he cannot abide. At the end of the episode, he shows Skyler the watch Jesse bought him, and explains that the man who gave it to him had a gun to his head not too long ago, but "He changed his mind about me, Skyler, and so will you."

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SPOILER WARNING: This post will appear every Monday following a new episode of "Breaking Bad." It is intended to be read after seeing the show's latest installment as a source of recap and analysis. As such, all aspects and events that have occurred up to and including the episode discussed are fair game. 

Walter White or Heisenberg?

The transformation is nearly complete. The artist formerly known as Walter White is almost pure Heisenberg, although the sympathetic family man we (along with his family and friends) once knew and loved is still in there, popping up now and again to, say, be fascinated by machinery and tell an anecdote about the summer he spent working in a box factory. Then poof, he's gone as soon as he appeared, and we find that the only reason he was hearkening back to days gone by was to explain why such a location will not be a suitable for his meth lab.

This juxtaposition of (what's left of) Walter White and his super villain alter ego Heisenberg is one of the major themes of the final season, but it played an especially large role in "Hazard Pay." At any given moment, the viewer can and should be questioning just which "aspect" of the man is speaking and acting. Sometimes it can be hard to tell, and sometimes, as in the above example, you can be positive it's Walter White, only to discover it was just the opposite.

"Hazard Pay" was chock full of such moments. Was that a man casually enjoying "Scarface" with his son, or a "real" ultra-violent drug kingpin idolizing a fictional one? Was the guy sitting on the couch with Brock awkward because of remorse or was he silently confirming that poisoning that very child was simply doing what needed to be done? Can it be both?

In those instances, maybe. But the best and most important Whitenberg contrast came during his (their?) post-cook beer with Jesse, while discussing love and honesty in relationships. At first it was a quietly beautiful moment of genuine discourse: the friend and father figure offering advice to his business partner while acknowledging that the choice was ultimately his own and treating him as an equal, perhaps for the first time. But by the time the commercial break rolled around I found it was something else entirely: Heisenberg subtly manipulating Jesse to ditch Andrea and Brock-the only loose ends remaining from the Gustavo Fring saga.

Jesse realizes this too, although it takes him a bit longer. After the money squabbles have run their course, Walt asks Jesse if he's OK. Given their earlier conversation, Jesse believes Walt's asking how he chose to deal with the Andrea situation, and says he's broken it off with her, although he will continue to support she and Brock financially. Walt brushes this away, because in his mind, of course Jesse broke it off, that's what he had intended, so that's what's occurred. Just a few days earlier, Jesse was honestly considering marrying this woman.

Instead, Walt is referring to the money. Seemingly out of the blue, he brings up Victor, the man whose throat Gus slit  just to send a message. Only he's thinking that might not have been the whole story. Maybe Victor, who decided to begin the cook himself when Walt and Jesse wouldn't, "flew too close to the sun, and got his throat cut." It's hard to know just what Walt's really talking about, but I've got a guess: maybe Walt feels Mike is flying too close to him, the sun, and that sometime soon he's going to get his throat cut, and Walt will take over the business end too. In this analogy, Walt is the sun, and the universe quite literally revolves around him.

Killing Gus has given the ever-prideful Walt a surge of confidence. He feels as though he's untouchable and that everyone answers to him. When Mike asks if they should take a vote on the tented-house plan, he responds "Why?" as in, "Why? I made the decision and that's all there is to it." Mike's noticed this and tries to set him straight with, "Just because you killed Jesse James doesn't make you Jesse James." Clearly, Walt's not so sure that's the case.

Skyler's Breakdown

As she said, Skyler is afraid of her husband. Her murderous, drug-cooking, sociopath husband, and rightfully so. Indeed, Walter has abused her sexually, and now he's moved back into the house without so much as asking her opinion on the matter. All she got to do was stand in horror and mumble questions about whether he thinks that's the right decision. Just a few more notches in the Walt thinking he's the invincible boss count. Why should there be a vote on where to cook? He's decided. Why should there be a discussion about whether he should move back in? He's decided.

Walt's unannounced return is the last straw for Skyler. She's visibly shaken, but can't discuss these things with Walt, so it all comes out on Marie instead. When Marie demands to know the cause of her sister's breakdown, Walt makes himself the victim, the cuckold, the honest, sympathetic man who's still trying to put things back together despite his wife's infidelity. That's Heisenberg talking, there's no doubt about it, and that's Heisenberg who stops to chomp on an apple before checking up on Skyler. Then, when she finally emerges from her room to find him playing the good guy with their son and watching Tony Montana go up in smoke, it's all her fears realized. Heisenberg is sitting there with their daughter in his lap and their son at his side, perfect father that he is, and asks Skyler to join them. After all, they've got popcorn. He's doing his best Walt impression, but that's the bad guy. She knows it, he knows it, and ultimately, we know it. It's getting harder and harder to root for Walt, for those of us who still are (to some degree) anyway, and I'm wondering how much longer we can keep this up.

A few extra bits:

-It’s more than a bit ironic that it’s Walter’s genius idea to cook in houses being fumigated for pests. This is the same man (sort of) who once refused to cook because of a single fly in an otherwise immaculate laboratory.

-Walter notes that “everyone dies at the end” of “Scarface.” In that film, there’s a big shootout as the result of one arrogant drug kingpin’s rising too power way too fast. Probably just a coincidence Walt was buying that M60 in the first scene of the season, right?

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If you've frequented any pop-culture website or picked up an entertainment-themed publication at any point in the past week or so, it's highly unlikely that you're ignorant of the impending return of AMC's "Breaking Bad." I'm not saying you're necessarily a fan, but you'd be hard pressed to be unaware of the fact that the show's coming back, since every TV critic and their brother wants to make sure they get in a story or three about the fact that this is the last season of the show...except it really isn't, now that they've decided to split the 16-episode final season into two eight-episode seasons instead. But, hey, po-tay-to, po-tah-to, a story's a story's, whether it's 100% accurate or not, am I right?

Regrettably, it's unlikely that I'm going to be blogging each and every episode of this season I have over the course of the past couple of years, but that's not to say that I won't still be offering up the occasional piece about the show. I mean, after all, I meant it when I said - repeatedly - that it's the best show on television, so I'm rarely without something to say about it. Indeed, having been fortunate enough to check out a screener of the Season 5 premiere, I thought I'd devote this week's column to desperately avoiding saying too much about what goes on while still giving you as many reasons as possible to make you want to tune in.

But first, AMC's official look at what's ahead:

Now that you've watched that, prepare yourself for a list of 20 things that you probably won't want to read if you want to go into the episode being as surprised as possible. Trust me, though: although arguably all 20 things qualify as spoilers on some level, I really haven't told you much of anything...which you'll realize after you've watched the Season 5 premiere on Sunday night. Once you have, I hope you'll check back in. I'm curious to know what you think.

1. Walt spends the pre-credits teaser in a Denny’s, looking like he hasn’t had to deal with chemo in quite some time.

2. The only other familiar face in the pre-credits scene is someone we’ve only seen once before on “Breaking Bad,” but we’ve seen him plenty of times on other Bullz-Eye-friendly shows. Hint: during my chat with Cranston for the AV Club, I dropped this person’s name as someone who did outstanding work in Season 4, and Cranston admitted that we might be seeing him again in Season 5. I just didn’t expect it would be so fast!

3. Despite what our friend Mr. Cranston claims, the episode does not pick up right where we left off. Mostly it does, yes, but not entirely.

4. Walt, Jr. reflects on the death of Gus Fring.

5. At one point, Walt says, “Oh, shit.” And with good reason.

6. While exploring the rubble that once was the Super Lab, Gomez offers Hank the chance to say “I told you so.”

7. Mike probably isn’t completely back up to full strength after the season finale, but his reaction to the news of Gus’s death will absolutely have you believe otherwise.

8. Mike and Walt spend a fair amount of time arguing over semantics.

9. Jesse has a good idea.

10. We also see the return of a one-off guest star from Season 3.

11. The car wash is continuing to kick ass.

12. Saul gets Skyler riled up.

13. We find out Ted’s fate.

14. Walt executes Jesse’s aforementioned good idea with decidedly strong results.

15. There’s at least one moment where you will laugh even as your heart skips a beat…or, in another words, a good old-fashioned “holy shit” moment.

16. Jesse says, “Yeah, bitch!”

17. Gus might be gone, but his storyline nonetheless rages on.

18. At one point, Saul says to Walt, “I’m your Huckleberry.” He’s probably being sarcastic, though.

19. No, seriously, Walt really no longer needs the hat to channel Heisenberg.

20. Walt's last line of the episode would've been poignant if he'd said it last season. Now it'll just make you yell, "I can't believe he just fucking said that!"

In last week's blog, I wrote of Walt sitting poolside, "We see a man who’s spinning both his firearm and his wheels, waiting to figure out how little future he has left. When the pistol spins toward one of the potted plants, however, it’s clear that Walt has gotten an idea." If only I'd recognized that plant as a Lily of the Valley, I could've been a hero among my peers. Damn my insufficient knowledge of botany! Damn it all to hell!

Ahem.

When we first see Walt this evening, he's making a mad dash through the parking garage to remove the bomb from the underside of Gus’s car, which he promptly carries into the hospital and up to the waiting area. It's an unabashedly slapstick moment when the magnet on the bomb sticks to the elevator door, followed by a hilarious back-and-forth between Walt and Jesse about the decision to bring the bomb with him (“What, was I supposed to leave it on his car?”), but things get serious immediately thereafter, with the ABQ police showing up and requesting an audience with Jesse about his statement. As the boys with badges walk away with Mr. Pinkman, Walt looks positively pale. Is it just from being in close proximity to the cops?

The conversation between Jesse and his new friends is predictably tense. “We’re just talking.” “So if I get tired of talking, I can get up and leave?” Sure, that’s how it always works. Jesse’s being seriously grilled over the fact that he offered up a very specific poison as what was causing Brock’s illness. His explanation? “I musta seen it on ‘House’ or something.” Awesome. Time to call Saul, but there’s so much shredding going on that his secretary can’t hear the phone when he calls...or when Walt calls, for that matter, as we discover when he busts through the bottom pane of the front door in a desperate effort to find Saul. It's an unexpectedly hilarious scene between Walt and H.T. (as Saul dubbed her last week), particularly when Walt is initially completely oblivious to the fact that the $20K pricetag for the repairs ain't nothing to do with repairs. Okay, so it was a little slapstick-y when Walt left the office the same way he came in, but that didn't keep me from laughing, anyway.

Walt heads home to find the $20K, but he approaches slowly and cautiously (as one might when they think there's a good chance that they're being watched), checking out the joint with spyglasses first. I didn't recognize the name Becky Simmons - is this the first time we've ever heard her name mentioned? - but once I realized she was his neighbor, I all but laughed out loud at his plan. As I'm watching, I was thinking, "Why do I feel like we’re going to see a gun go off from a distance? Or see the house blow up when she walks in the door?" But, no, it’s just a couple of goons who slip out the side door when Becky comes in. It was a potentially cruel tactic, but you can't deny its effectiveness. Still, things go awry when Walt slips in to retrieve the money and the goons pop back in. (Nice shot of their feet gliding past the window, btw.) Thank God the crawl space offers an escape route, eh?

Jumping back to Jesse, our Mr. Pinkman still has nothing to say about his poison suggestion except that he was "trying to be helpful." Amazingly, Saul comes through for his client, swooping in to save the day, and in their discussion, Saul tells Jesse about Walt's near-miss, and in turn Jesse steers Walt toward Casa Tranquila, where Hector resides. "They're enemies, not friends," muses Walt, and, man, you can just hear the wheels turning...

Walt blows into Bingo to see Hector and offers him the opportunity for revenge. I’ve got to say, it’s a brilliant plan, and damned if Walt isn’t right: the odds are looking good that Hector hates Gus more than him...until, following Hector's laborious process of getting a message through to his nurse, he offers up two words that I didn’t see coming: “Need DEA.” Seriously? Is he really going to play the narc? I don't believe it...but with this show, you just never fucking know.

Time for the obligatory check-in call from the family, with Junior demanding to know when Walt's going to join them and Marie continuing to pile on the guilt, but Hank's oblivious to it all, and when Gomez pops by the safe house, we find out it's because he's been focusing on the excess electrical units at the laundry. But Hank's mind goes elsewhere as soon as he learns that Hector's suddenly of a mind to talk to him, and although Marie unsurprisingly views it as a ploy to get Hank out in the open, you knew damned well that as soon as she said, "There's no way you’re going to do it, end of story," there'd be a quick cut to Hank in the office...and so there was. What I didn't expect was that Hector's only reason to take a trip to the DEA was to ultimately lure Gus to Casa Tranquila...well, and perhaps to offer one final “fuck you” to Hank in the process.

Nice family portrait in Hector’s room, huh? Boy, those Cousins sure were cute once upon a time. It looked for a moment like Tyrus was going to do the dirty work and take out Hector himself, but, no, he's only here to check the place for anything suspicious...and there isn't, unless you count Walt, who's hovering right outside the window and beats a hasty retreat.

Hey, what do you know? Brock wasn't poisoned with Ricin. Jesse claims he isn't surprised, but he clearly is. He's even more surprised, however, when he walks out of the police station and is promptly tasered by a couple of Gus's goons...as if anyone else's goons would be quite so brazen. (Gus really gets off on his goons tasering people on his behalf, doesn't he?) Whether Gus knows for a fact that Jesse is involved in this whole Hector mess or not, he's clearly not taking any chances.

Tyrus gives Gus the go-ahead to come down to Casa Tranquila, and although he offers to take care of Hector himself, Gus unsurprisingly declines this kind offer ("I do this") and gets all spiffed up to head over and take care of business. After one more sweep by Tyrus for good measure, Mr. Fring allows himself the tiniest bit of excitement that the time has finally come to extract his final revenge Hector...but will he even make it in the door? I really wasn't sure. But, yes, he makes his way into Hector's room, shuts the door, and immediately gets dramatic, asking, “What kind of man talks to the DEA? No man. No man at all.” Suddenly, it's starting to look worse for Hector than it is for Gus, but we know something's going to happen...and when Hector can no longer resist making final eye contact with Gus, we realize that the end has come for Gustavo Fring. Or has it? Damned if it didn't look like he'd managed to survive for a second...until we saw the other side of his face. Biggest "holy shit" moment in "Breaking Bad" history? Certainly the most bad-ass, anyway. Leave it to the Chicken Man to spend his final moments of existence straightening his tie. Goodbye, Gus...

Walt, of course, cannot resist the opportunity to look smug when he hears the news on the radio. But there’s still five minutes left. What’s going to happen? Well, first of all, we've got to check in on Jesse, who's back to making meth - someone's got to do it, right? - and not looking at all happy about it. Fortunately, he's moments away from being out of that line of work. Walt blows in, blows away Gus's underling, and tells Jesse, "Gus is dead. We've got work to do." So long, SuperLab. You'll be missed.

I was convinced they were going to walk out of the laundry and right into Hank and/or Gomez, but, no, they got away scott free. It seemed like too happy an ending when Jesse found out that Brock was going to make it, but I admit that I was still convinced that the poison wasn't Walt's doing. The look on his face sold me as well as it did Jesse, as it implied to me that he wasn't 100% certain that Gus actually did have to go. I was wrong wrong wrong. I admit it. But how long will it take Jesse to figure it out?

It's always an excruciating wait between seasons of "Breaking Bad," but while Season 4 doesn't end with the sort of scream-inducing cliffhanger that we've been handed in the past, it does close with tremendous possibilities for what Season 5 might bring. As ever, Vince Gilligan delivered a fantastic 13-episode run this go-round. Only a few episodes ago, I was complaining about how the whole Mr.-Chips-to-Scarface transition seemed to have fallen apart, with Walt having become a pathetic mess, but damned if things didn't turn around...as I should've suspected they would all along, obviously. So what can we expect from Season 5? For one, I have to believe that Gus's Chilean connections will turn up to avenge his death. I don't believe the destruction of the SuperLab is so complete as to negate the possibility of the DEA finding their way back to Walt...and if even if it is, then there's certainly still his office at Los Pollos Hermanos to explore. And what of poor Mike, last seen recovering in Mexico? Bet on Jonathan Banks' name in the credits of Season 5.

Damn, that was a good season. Hope you folks agree. See you back here next year, okay?

To call last week’s episode of “Breaking Bad” intense is to undercut the utterly traumatizing effect it had on the show’s regular viewership. This week attempts to start off with a similar level of tension, showing a pair of vehicles pulling up outside the White house without immediately identifying them. Within seconds, however, we confirm that what we’re witnessing is the arrival of the DEA agents who’ve come to put Walt, Skyler, and Walt Jr. into protective custody.

Wait, scratch that: Walt’s not going.

“All that matters is that the rest of you are safe,” Walt tells Skyler. “And that’s why I’m not going with you. I’m the real target.” Ever the naïve one, she can’t quite grasp that being under the watchful eye of the DEA isn’t enough to keep everyone protected, but Walt knows better, just as he knows that he and his family are only being included in the DEA’s protective of Hank because Marie has demanded it.

“There’s got to be another way,” sobs Skyler.

“There isn’t,” Walt says, matter-of-factly. “There was. But now there isn’t.”

And so Walt steps outside and calls Hank, playing his brother-in-law like a fiddle with the suggestion that Marie has a history of overreacting, and assures him that somebody's got to keep the car wash up and running. Hank isn't thrilled, but he doesn't sound suspicious, even when Walt's voice cracks with emotion as he tells him to keep his head down. The look on Walt's face as he says goodbye to his infant daughter is heartbreaking, if only because we know that, in his mind, he believes this could well be the last time he ever sees her...but, y'know, you can't really blame the guy for thinking that, can ya?

Walt sits poolside, a location where we've seen him more than a few times before, and when he's there, it invariably results in a dramatic and/or traumatic moment, ranging anywhere from Walt Jr. puking from too many tequila shots to Walt digging an eyeball out of the drain or, lest we forget, Walt having to jump into the water to extinguish his flaming bathrobe. This time, however, we see a man who's spinning both his firearm and his wheels, waiting to figure out how little future he has left. When the pistol spins toward one of the potted plants, however, it's clear that Walt has gotten an idea. I'll freely admit, however, that I didn't know what the hell it was at the time.

Meanwhile, over at Casa de Schrader, Walt Jr. has quickly shifted out of the respect he'd started to give his father for being honest with him (or at least sounding like it, anyway) during their discussion at the apartment and has gotten pissed off at him again for ostensibly sticking with the car wash when his life could be in danger. Predictably, Marie's pissed about it, too, and wants to know why they didn't just haul Walt's ass into custody. Hank briefly tries to calm everybody down, but then he proceeds to get everybody right back up in arms again when he starts up with his theories about Gus Fring. Gomez is still as skeptical as ever, but Hank finally talks Gomez into checking out the laundry by roughing up his ego, suggesting that he was never any good at the ol' knock-and-talk routine.

What a surprise: the next shot is of Gomez at the laundry.

First and foremost, it's nice to finally see Steven Michael Quezada get a nice, meaty scene for a change. The guy's been a consistently dependable player, turning in solid work since the early days of the series, but he rarely gets the opportunity to be the star of a scene, so this was a pleasant treat...for us and for him, I'd expect. I can't say as I really expected the dogs to find anything during their sweep of the facilities, but when the camera went between the machinery, down through the floor, and into the SuperLab, I admit that my pulse quickened a bit, and it only got quicker when Jesse got the phone call from Gus. "This is all the result of your former partner," snaps Gus. "Do you understand now? Do you see why this can't continue?" Jesse still isn't willing to sign off on Walt's death, however, and when he asks Gus what he plans to do as an alternative to killing Mr. White, Gus offers six painfully ambiguous words in response:

"There will be an appropriate response."

Shuddering as we take in the possible ramifications of this statement, we see Gomez drive away without having found anything to back up Hank's theories, followed by Jesse being dropped off at his car at a location which is, presumably, a significant distance away from the laundry. It's a move which further shows how well prepared Gus is, but it also reminds us just how frustrated he must be with the way his empire now seems perpetually on the verge of collapse as a result of one man. (Well, you know, it's technically two, but Gus clearly would've knocked off Hank by now if it wasn't for Walt, so there's little question that all of the blame lies first and foremost on Walt's shoulders.) You know things are bad if Jesse's actually trying to get in touch with Walt, but there's a momentary bit of comic relief when, after failing to reach Walt, he checks his messages and receives a series of increasingly frantic voicemails from Saul Goodman, and the humor continues into Goodman's office, particularly with the line, "'Sugar tits': I say it's endearing." But as their conversation continues, Saul's dialogue becomes less punctuated with punch lines, and Bob Odenkirk's delivery grows increasingly nervous. If Saul makes it out of Season 4 alive, I have to wonder just how much we'll be seeing of him in Season 5, because this is clearly a man who fears for his life and has no intention of sticking around ABQ any longer than he absolutely has to.

As Hank continues to ponder Gus's guilt, Skyler is, as one might expect of someone in her situation, increasingly twitchy. Like Jesse, she finds herself unable to get in touch with Walt, her anxiety reaching a point where she steps outside to enjoy the smooth, refreshing taste of smoldering tobacco. (I know we've seen Skyler smoke before, but I'm blanking on the last time it happened. Was it in 2.10, a.k.a. the same episode where Walt, Jr. puked in the pool?) Further emphasizing that she and Jesse are in the same boat, we get that nice cut to Jesse fiddling with his lighter, which in turn takes us into a development which I didn't see coming in the slightest and which leaves us seriously wondering whether Gus is as evil here as we know he can be, if Walt's being as paranoid as we know he can be, or if Walt's reached such a point of desperation that he's decided, "Well, if it takes the possible death of a child to get Jesse back on my side, then so be it"...and I'll be damned if I can tell which it is.

Either way, I didn't immediately think that someone had gone after Brock, but I did initially think, "Wow, this seems kind of out of nowhere," and when Jesse pulled out his cigarette pack, I believe I actually did say out loud, "Oh, no..." But when Jesse showed up at Walt's house, I didn't expect him to suddenly turn on Walt the way he did. Frankly, when Jesse saw that the cigarette was missing, I figured he thought that Brock had decided to try a cigarette and accidentally picked the wild card in the pack, so from my point of view, it seemed like a hell of a leap of logic to think that Walt had somehow been involved in giving the poison to Brock. Even after Jesse explained away my theory, I still don't think I would've figured, "Oh, Walt's responsible." I know Jesse isn't exactly the Mr. Spock of "Breaking Bad," but even after having survived the bloodbath down Mexico way with Gus and Mike, I still would've probably wondered if perhaps Tyrus might've had something to do with it...which, of course, is what Walt theorizes. I obviously didn't believe for a second that Jesse was going to kill Walt, but given Jesse's skewed theory of what had happened, nor did I necessarily know for sure if he was going to accept the possibility that Gus might be guilty of the charges Walt was making against him.

Quick side note that I was reminded of when Jesse made one more visit to see Brock in the hospital: this was a rare TV portrayal of a nurse who wasn't being a complete and total bitch. You get so used to seeing nurses getting shitty about the whole "only spouse and family" rule that it was actually somewhat shocking earlier in the episode when this young lady seemed almost sympathetic about not being able to let Jesse go back with Andrea, and she kept her same general tone here even when threatening to call security. It's the little things on this show that really stand out, and this - which had absolutely nothing to do with the plot - was one that really caught my eye.

Okay, back to business. I can't believe Tyrus got so pissed off with Jesse for not going back to work that he actually committed a bit of laying-of-hands in the middle of a hospital. Dude ain't no Mike, that's for sure. Clearly, Gus knows that, too, or else he wouldn't have deigned to come to the hospital himself and "suggest" that Jesse come back and finish up the batch of meth before it goes bad. After hearing about Brock, however, Gus assures Jesse that he needn't come back until the boy's situation is more stable...as long as he gets stable by next week. (That was a perfect Gus moment.) The fact that their meeting took place in a chapel cannot be ignored, though I'm not sure what we're supposed to take from it.

Can you smell what Walt's cooking? It's an explosive of some sort, obviously, not entirely unlike a pipe bomb. I've no doubt that the chemistry of the explosive is spot-on, but as for the mechanics of blowing it up, that's not Walt's field, so when it took more than a few tries to get any sort of reaction from the detonator, I knew there was at least a 50% chance that it wouldn't work when the time came. I did not, however, expect the hairs on the back of Gus's neck to suddenly stand on end, as if he somehow sensed that Walt had placed a bomb on his vehicle, and send him out of the parking garage and out of harm's way. Not that Gus doesn't have the tendency to plan for every possible eventuality, and not that he wouldn't be continuing to expect Walt to try and take him down, but if we're really supposed to believe that he sensed a disturbance in the force or whatever, I'll be really depressed, so here's hoping that next week will reveal that he hesitated because he had a brainstorm and turned around so that he could put it into action.

So what of next week? Will Brock pull through? Will we see Mike make his triumphant return to some semblance of good health? Will we finally get definitive confirmation that Ted is dead? (Every other critic seems to think he is, but I need someone on the show to actually say it before I can believe it...and nobody's actually said it.) Will Saul Goodman successfully make it out of town, or will he take his final bow on "Breaking Bad"? And will we want to scream at Vince Gilligan for offering up a flurry of cliffhangers that we'll have to wait for many long months to see resolved? I think the only one we can definitively answer with a "yes" is that last one, but I'm resigned to that, so I'll be back here next week no matter what...and here's hoping you will be, too.

Ah, I'm just kidding. I know you'll be here. Hell, if you've made it this far, there's really no reason to think you'd be anywhere else. See you then!

Let's get it out of the way now: not only was this the best episode of the season to date - which, given the competition, is a pretty damned impressive feat in and of itself - but it has instantly vaulted into the elite category known as The Best "Breaking Bad" Episodes of All Time.

This is not hyperbole. This is fact.

And with this having been said, let's get to talking about the proceedings, shall we?

What’s going down ‘round the hospital? Oh, wait, this isn’t a hospital: these are some of Gus’s guys, a rag-tag team of doctors who were clearly prepared for the eventuality that his preventative measures might not do the trick. Unfortunately, they’re not nearly as interested in helping out poor Mike, as evidence by when Jesse says, “This man needs help,” and the lead physician replies matter-of-factly, “This man pays my salary.”

Meanwhile, back at the SuperLab, Walt’s continuing to make with the meth under the watchful eye of Gus’s right-hand man, but as Walt reminds him for what must surely be the hundredth time, “If Pinkman’s gone, I’m done.” So what’s up with Walt’s figures being off? Is he just frazzled and not paying attention? If so, you have to admit that’s a little understandable, what with everything going on in his world…like, for instance, teaming up with Hank on a stakeout of the Los Pollos Hermanos warehouse. Walt’s less than subtle when asking about the status of the cartel, but it works: Hank’s heard rumblings that a major massacre went down, big even by cartel standards. In return, Hank starts asking about the bruises on his face, once again offering him a friendly ear, but Walt stiffens and snaps, “I’m done explaining myself.”

Looks like they found time to help Mike after all. Jesse discovers just how much advance planning Gus put into the goings-on in Mexico, and it’s clear that, although he’s shocked, he has considerable respect for the man. Moments later, the man himself emerges, looking tired but on his way to recovery. Unfortunately, Mike’s still going to be laid up for a week or more, but Gus assures Jesse that he’ll send for their friend as soon as he’s well enough to travel. The lead doc smiles and prescribes water and rest to Gus, and I swear, I think this was the most human I think we’ve ever seen Gus look. I don’t know how far they go back, but it’s got to be pretty damned far. And speaking of far, it’s a hell of a stroll back to the border, and it’s even longer once Gus casually comments that Jesse can run the lab himself. Jesse understands the implications...and he does not appreciate them.

Is the White's daughter making an effort to rival the kid in "Raising Hope" for Cutest Baby on TV? If so, it wouldn't be the worst idea in the world. This show could use a bit of lightening-up right about now. The discussion between Ted and Skyler is horribly tense, and it only gets worse when Ted writes Skyler a check for $617K, refusing to pay off his debt with gambling-won funds. She argues that it’s no less wrong than her book-cooking. He disagrees. They reach an impasse when he won’t accept her theory that everybody’s going to prison if he doesn’t use her money to pay his debt. “So what you’re saying is that you can’t accept the money I gave you but you could accept a larger amount?” No, no, it’s about doing the right thing. She thinks he’s blackmailing her. Yes, this has gone horribly, horribly wrong, which is the only way it ever could have gone. So now what? Better call Saul!

There’s got to be some significance to Hector watching "The Bridge on the River Kwai," but all I could identify on the spur of the moment was the unabashed joy in Gus’s voice when he greeted his old “friend.” I actually laughed out loud when I heard the jangling of the Don’s necklace, but it was more than a little bit disconcerting to see Gus so unabashedly using Jesse as a prop. Say goodbye to the Salamanca name. “Look at me, Hector.” For a second, I actually wondered if Gus was going to hit Hector over the head with the folding chair. Jesse clearly doesn’t understand what’s just happened, but the impact is in no way lost on us.

Gus’s right-hand man is hanging out by Hank’s house again, eh? Well, that’s another case of “you can’t blame him.” Once Hank’s in the car, Walt continues to press his brother-in-law for details on the cartel situation, which – given Walt’s lack of subtlety – is tense enough, but when Hank wants to swing by the industrial laundry that serves as the front for the SuperLab, you can see the sweat beading on Walt’s brow even as Hank’s grinning from ear to ear about his discoveries and musing on how his life is turning into “Three Days of the Condor.” When Walt completely freaked out and not only intentionally missed the turn into the laundry but, indeed, veered into an oncoming car, my blood pressure was through the roof. Things are getting RIDICULOUS.

So Hank can barely walk, and now he’s in a neck brace, but he’s still looking suspiciously calm, calling Walt “Mr. Magoo.” Walt claims the other driver came out of nowhere, Hank points out that he absolutely did not, but the end result of their disagreement is that Marie orders Hank to stop having Walt drive him around…which is fine with Hank, since he’s ordered himself a “Gimp-Mobile.” It’s only a few moments after that when Skyler gets a callback from Saul, who’s sending some of his boys over to Ted’s place to threaten him into writing a check to the IRS. Ted’s freaking out, whining, “Skyler would never do this to me.” But, then, Ted doesn’t know Skyler nearly as well as he thinks he does. Sure, Saul’s muscle gets Ted to write the check to the IRS, but even as I was saying to myself, “There’s going to be repercussions, no doubt about it,” Ted made a break for it, tripped on the rug, and, uh, ow. Also, can I get a "holy shit"? You know, swear to God, when Ted tripped on the rug earlier in the episode, I thought, “Ha, that’s funny, I bet that was an accident that they decided to keep in because it felt real.” After almost four full seasons of this show, you’d think I’d know better by now than to think that anything in “Breaking Bad” is ever accidental.

Now that Hank’s got his eye on the laundry, Walt’s got to slip into the place under cover, resulting in a quick but classic exchange: “Does the laundry have to be dirty?” “Nope.” But if Walt's grumpy about this, then you can imagine how pissed he is when he realizes that Jesse's been making meth without him.

Cue the fast-forward to Jesse's place, and...my God, it’s a whole new Jesse! He's actually hanging out with his girl and her son. Unsurprisingly, given their previous encounter, Jesse has nothing to say to Walt, but Walt won’t give up. He’s desperate to apologize, and he wants to find out what’s going to happen now that Jesse’s cooking in his absence. Jesse snaps back, “The time I asked for your help, you said, ‘I hope you end up buried in a barrel in the Mexican desert.’” That’s got to hurt. Maybe not quite as much as being tasered and taken down by Gus's boys, but, still, ow.

Cue another flash-forward. Walt's in the desert, his hands are tied behind him, and he's got a bag over his head. Gus, looking ever dapper and more than a little bit crazed, rips off the the bag and whips out a rapid-fire warning: “You are done. Fired. Do not show your face at the laundry again. Stay away from Pinkman. Do not go near him. Ever.”

Fucking Walt. He had to ask, “Or else you’ll do what?" But the man's got a point: if Gus could kill him, he already would have, which means that Jesse, no matter how much hatred he may still have for Walt in his heart, still doesn't want to see Walt dead...at least for now. "He'll come around," Gus says ominously, then proceeds to clarify exactly what's going to go down. In a nutshell, Hank's going to be taken out, and Walt's not going to do a damned thing about it, because if he does...well, I'll let Gus's clarification speak for itself:

“If you try to interfere, this becomes a much simpler matter: I will kill your wife, I will kill your son, I will kill your infant daughter.”

FUCK.

That's what I'm saying, mind you. But it's probably what was going through Walt's mind, too. And Saul's, for that matter, after Walt blew into his office and screamed, “Gus is going to murder my whole family!" Understandably, Walt's decided that it's time to move forward on the whole identity-wiping thing. God bless Saul Goodman: I wouldn't have thought anything could break the tension, but damned if he didn't get a laugh out of me when he asked, “What’d you expect? Hadji’s Quick Vanish?” My anxieties all came rushing back, however, at the horror on Saul's face at the thought of having to narc on Gus to the DEA. Of course, we know from later events that he makes the call, but the bigger question is whether or not there'll be any repercussions for our favorite ambulance chaser. Maybe Gus will figure Walt's the one who made the call, as well he might, but given the way this season has gone down to date, I find myself fearing the worst for Mr. Goodman.

And so we venture into the crawlspace...and, holy shit, what can I possibly say about this scene? Any sentence beginning with the words "if Bryan Cranston doesn't win an Emmy" is pointless, as at this point I cannot imagine a scenario where he would not earn one for Season 4 of "Breaking Bad." Vince Gilligan has spent ages telling us how he was taking Walter White from Mr. Chips to Scarface, but what we've got on our hands now is one of the most pathetic individuals I've ever seen in my life...and his wife is nipping at his heels. Skyler may have started the season strong, but her actions in the past few episodes have only served to confirm my theory that it's never a good thing to find one's inner Heisenberg. (Maybe I shouldn't have bought that pork pie hat after all...) The sight and sound of Walt's laughter in the crawlspace is one of the creepiest things I've seen since Tim Curry's portrayal of Pennywise in "Stephen King's 'It.'" It's nothing short of horrifying...and it's going to be haunting me for quite some time.

So what do you say? Do you agree with me? Was this one of the best "Breaking Bad" episodes of all time? Discuss. And after that (or possibly during), please enjoy this possible new theme song for Walt...